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@Mohammed_42
Would you rather marry someone very similar to you or someone who balances you ?
@Safiraadani
It's so weird when i found a man approached me and said dirty harm things like "i like to see you naked" etc, and when I checked up on his profile he posted a modest nikkah, a modest woman he dreamed of....
What's happening on earth? 😭😂
Can't just men respect muslim women here?
For those of you who are like STEM majors or developers or who cracked the code of Muzz.
As a woman; is liking more profiles increases my chances to meet my future husband or visiting profiles without liking increases my chances?
Thanks!!
@QueenN729
The amount of times I damn near fell out my seat on the train 🤦🏽♀️ soo damn overworked and sleep deprived.
@DrSimran
The mosquitoes weren’t the last visitors to my bed last night. After the overnight mosquito massacre, the red ants arrived at 4 a.m. to recover the bodies. Apparently, I’m operating an all-inclusive resort for insects with a highly relaxed check-in policy and an extremely strict check-out policy. 😣😭
P.S. Whoever has my voodoo doll, kindly stop leaving her in mosquito swarms and ant nests. The body aches are becoming a little too convincing, and I’m starting to take it personally. 😭😓
@mohamedwael34170
Rreally bored 🫠
@HASSAN635558
I'm back
@Teemi
For those who do anon posts for advice, majority of the time they already know deep down what they’re asking for. Perhaps it’s just that reinforcement that they want. May Allah swt make it easy for everyone.
@Nina40627464
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