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@Talha74226417
Has anyone found any match yet? Or I'm just too lucky 😕 I'm mean unlucky
@smokeandmirrors
I Met this girl on Monday,
Had a video call on Tuesday,
We been talkin hours on Wednesday,
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
She blocked on Sundayyy.
@UberFacts
I want to be rich and I want lots of money. I don’t care about clever, and i don’t care about funny. I want loads of clothes, fu*ck loads of diamonds. I heard people die while they try to find em 💅 - said every Lady on Muzz
@SMalik98
Based on women's profiles it seems like comedians have the most success with women. Every girl wants someone to make her laugh lol
@aymen310340
Sometimes you Just feel empty. You dont know why
@ismail8293703
Hi how are you fine ???
@mohamuds0ne
Be careful out there yal!! There are hella scammer on here 😳
@ohplswhoisyou
I LOVE when good things happen to good people 🥹🥹🥹
@sh1215
If England don’t beat Argentina today, I’m blocking every British man! 😤🤣
@Maya88044079
Weather today🙄
sun out, but cold wind 🌬❄️🌀
Uk has become 🌈 lgbtqa today...🤦🏽♀️ 🗑