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Usman

@SteadyFrame

1 day ago

I understand preventing theft and sin, but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisles in warm months. We gotta let people steal that shyt during summer as a public good or social work.

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Hikmah

@Hikmah22

1 day ago

Why are most people making a big deal about something like this? if a man doesn’t want a working woman, then let him go for a woman that doesn’t wanna work. And if a man is okay with a working woman then let him chase a career woman. Period 💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️ simple as ABC. No qualms or is there something I’m missing?🤔 chip me in.

Anyways, Ya’ll are making Jamaa enjoyable for me. Continue pls. I’m entertained and learning 🤓😌🌹✨

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Mahtab

@MahtabMashuq

1 day ago

I don’t understand why this App has to be so expensive. lol you are saying you wanna make Marriage accessible. But premium costs more than Tinder. How does that work?

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Zeeshan Ali

@zeeshanali786

1 day ago

I think this picture reflects the boys who pass their time here, the rest of the girls can pass their time, they have options. 😁

Allah gave men strength, and gave women beauty, and beauty outweighs strength.

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Noureen

@Noureen25

1 day ago

Ladies, pick 6/7 items from group A, and 3 items from group B
Group A: Qualities

  • -Tall 6ft +
  • -Makes more than $100k
  • -Educated (bachelor's or equivalent)
  • -Good looking
  • -Muscular/fit
  • -Has Masters/PHD
  • -Funny/charismatic
  • -Makes less than $100k
  • -Religious/all pillars of Islam
  • -Goofy and energetic
  • -Smart/Intellectual
  • -Romantic and affectionate
  • -Talkative and engaging in convos
  • -Good listener
  • -Good and active father
  • -Okay with you working
  • -Wants you to stay home after marriage/kids
  • -Loves to travel
  • -Loves your family/Parents
    <CUSTOM_BOLD>Group B - Flaws you can tolerate:</CUSTOM_BOLD>
  • -Workaholic (60-70 hrs/week)
  • -No Beard
  • -Smoker
  • -Loves dangerous adventures
  • -Motorcycle rider
  • -Plays video games
  • -Eats too much junk
  • -Addicted to sports
  • -Doesn't like travel
  • -Doesn't talk too much
  • -Too attached to mom
  • -Wears jewelry
  • -Wears tight cloths
  • -Clingy/needs a lot of affection
  • -Has too many tatoos/piercings
  • -Doesn't dress well
  • -Bald
  • -Doesn't pray at the masjid
  • -Has a dog
  • -Likes time alone 1-2 hrs several times a week.
  • -Doesn't want kids
  • -Takes too long in the bathroom
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SM

@SMsaidit

1 day ago

Let me speak on a growing problem on this app......The practice of declaring a Muslim to be a non-Muslim is known as takfir.

Islamic scholars strongly warn against doing this because of the ricochet effect. Hadith from Sahih al Bukhari states "if a man says to his brother, 'oh kaffir!' then surely one of them has deserved the designation." If the accusation is untrue, the spiritual consequence of the declaration returns to the accuser. Most importantly, one human can never truly know the qalb of another person. So smart Muslims always refrain from calling others kaffir or hypocrites and leave the judgement entirely with Allah.

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Azar

@Azar1

1 day ago

If you look like an orc you need to not @ me. Thank you

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Black Swan

@sumi855

1 day ago

Hello everyone... So...
Do you believe in love ? Oh it's such a common question... But still I wanna know .. Do YOU believe in love? How do you know when you're in love with someone?
Keep smiling everyone.. 🌻

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Mohamed

@Mohamed74513535

1 day ago

Hello !

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Mohamed

@Mohamed74513535

1 day ago

What's one sentence everyone should hear at least once?

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