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It’s so easy to find bad people…
@Nina40627464
Who’s awake?👀
@Muhriz19129513
Daisy me rollinnnn
@RafayAhmed99
Looking for Sindhi Speaking…
#sindhi
@jareer_abedin
I got caught staring at 2 deaf people talking to each other in sign lamguage..ever wish the ground opened up and swallowed you?😭😭😭😭😭
@osama588592
Texting and Pre-Relationship Mixed Signal Processing Model
In this model we will attempt to find a mathematical solution to the mixed signals issue that's plaguing the relationships world
Let the received "interest signal" from their messages be:
r(t) = A cos(2πf₁t) + B cos(2πf₂t) + η(t)
where:
A = amplitude of genuine interest
B = amplitude of mixed signals
η(t) = emotional noise as a function of time
The Fourier Transform decomposes the signal:
R(f) = ∫₋∞^∞ r(t)e^(-j2πft)dt
(For the mathematically challeneged, the long S thing is called an integral, it is read as "integral of the function from -∞ to +∞. The function notation itself changed from r(t) to R(f), indicating a change from time domain to frequency domain.... *** this just google it)
Applying the transform:
ℱ{r(t)}=R(f)
(It took me too damn long to find that fancy F for the Fourier transform)
R(f) = A/2 [δ(f-f₁)+δ(f+f₁)] + B/2 [δ(f-f₂)+δ(f+f₂)] + N(f)
Experimental observation:
A ≈ 2
B ≈ 5
Pη ≈ 10
Therefore, the Signal-to-Noise Ratio is:
SNR = 10log₁₀(Psignal/Pnoise)
= 10log₁₀((A²+B²)/Pη)
= 10log₁₀((2²+5²)/10)
= 10log₁₀(2.9)
≈ 4.6 dB
The signal exists, but the noise floor is dangerously high.
Using a low-pass filter:
H(f) =
{
1, if f < fc
0, if f ≥ fc
}
we attempt to remove high-frequency fluctuations such as:
The filtered output becomes:
Y(f)=H(f)R(f)
Unfortunately:
lim(t→∞) y(t) → 0
(This is called a limit, you read it as "limit of function y(t) as t approaches infinity)
Therefore, inverse Fourier reconstruction gives:
(The inverse to convert back from frequency to time domain)
ℱ⁻¹{Y(f)} ≈ 0
Final engineering conclusion:
The system response is unstable.
The input signal (texting and pre relationship wffort) is non-zero,
However as we saw, the transfer function of the relationship is approaching:
H(f) ≈ 0
Therefore:
The love and interest signal has been attenuated by the unstable relationship channel.
In order to improve the results, Increase sample size, reduce noise, or terminate the experiment before hardware failure.
Or to put it simply,
You're cooked, the mission is cooked, abort and save your sanity
@QueenN729 @Rimarimar @aram1s y'all seem to like this brainrot
@luffy041981
So you can breathe but not text back??
I see how it is...
@Azar1
The good ones are always a million miles away 🥀
@Asghar77
Chalo Let's see how this app works.
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What are yoyr thoughts on it? Whats yours?
@Rocket
Fun fact:
This right here is the closest thing we humans have that is considered as ‘alien technology’.
It’s known as humanity’s most advanced machine. To date.
This machine is so valuable that countries would wage wars to defend the building it’s in.
Without it. Modern civilisation would collapse back into the 18th century. (That is no exaggeration). And only one company on the entire planet is able to make it.