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I feel
میرے خیال سے۔مجھے لگتا
These things are not Islam. Islam is what was revealed upon Prophet Muhammad pbuh and He told His companions.
Is physical attraction enough to start talking, or do you need a good bio too?
You were always an options for others...It's time to wake up and do something so that option become priority...!
If you could give me one unforgettable gift , what would you choose? 🎁✨"
Let me get this straight, if a man asks when are you ready for a first call ,then you give him the day and time. Who should call? I got few who said same thing then they wait for me to call and start whining that they waited for my call!!!! I find it odd .Am I missing sth?
After years on Muslim marriage apps... here are my totally unofficial, scientifically unverified findings. 😂
🇮🇶 Iraqi: The premium edition. If an Iraqi woman likes you, don't overthink it—just say Alhamdulillah. The only mystery is how Iraqi men dream of a second wife while being terrified of the first. 🤣
🇰🇼 Kuwaiti: Never talked to one, but my Kuwaiti friend gave me a five-second review: "Run." I respect expert opinions. 😂
🇪🇬 Egyptian: Even if she rejects you, she'll do it so politely you'll probably thank her for it. 😅
🇱🇧 Lebanese: I went in looking for a wife... and came out wondering if I needed therapy. 🤡
🇵🇸 Palestinian: Tough, resilient, and built to survive anything. I was looking for a wife, not a teammate for the apocalypse. 😂
🇲🇦 Moroccan: There were so many on the apps that my brain said, "I'll come back later." Years later... I'm still "coming back later." 🤦♂️
🇧🇭 Bahraini: Some of my favorite people in the world. The only challenge is convincing one to move abroad—probably harder than convincing a cat to take a bath. 😆
🇸🇦 Saudi: I actually clicked instantly with one Saudi woman living in Canada, which proved exceptions exist. But overall, it often feels like we're running completely different operating systems. 😂
🇸🇾 Syrian: Haven't had the chance yet, but first impressions suggest intelligence, culture, and maturity. Promising!
Outside the Arab world...
🇵🇰🇺🇸 Pakistani-American: Let's just say... that chapter closed very quickly. 🚪😂
🇮🇳🇺🇸 Indian-American: Similar story.
🇮🇳 Indian (raised in India): Humble, feminine, and refreshingly down-to-earth. Definitely worth keeping an open mind.
🇮🇷 Iranian: Beautiful, and many are deeply religious, but I feel like our personalities would be speaking different languages.
Final conclusion:
I didn't mean to become a marriage expert...
Somehow I ended up writing Yelp reviews for entire nationalities. 🤣
Disclaimer: This is obviously based on my own experiences and observations. Your mileage may vary. 😅
Todays a great day to watch the FIFA worldcup. Four great teams playing, none of which I actually care about so no emotional rollercoaster rides...just some stress free great football action 👏👏🙌