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Missing her hurts so much it feels like my heart is exploding from the pain
How is the weather in your country or your room now?
Jakarta, North UK (Utan Kayu Utara wew 🤣) in my room is 28° and AC setting is cool, 22.5c medium fan (warm sedikit sejuk).. biasanya kalau cuaca panas around aku sering 18-21c fan medium or di full in, kalau cuaca dingin around 22-23c fan low or 23-25c fan medium.
When looking for a husband or wife, we need to find someone who shares the same "AC temperature". Otherwise, we'll be constantly arguing over the temperature and who gets to hold the remote control.
If my husband refuses to compromise, sorry.. he doesn't get to share the bed with me! 😁🙏🏻
Some jomes collections....
- Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection. 😉📶
I was going to use a clever pickup line... but your smile distracted me.
So, what's our story? Cute meet-cute or legendary love story?
Are you always this adorable, or is today a special occasion?
I think my phone is broken... it doesn't have your number yet. 😄
If we were a Netflix series, I'd definitely binge-watch us.
I promise I'm better at making you smile than writing pickup lines.
Are you made of stars? Because you brighten up my screen.
You look like someone I'd happily lose an argument to.
I'm not saying you're perfect... but you're making it hard to notice anyone else.
Our match must have been my favorite notification today. ❤️
What's your love language? Mine is making you laugh.
I'm here to steal one thing... your next smile. 😊
Coffee first, then let's see if we can blame chemistry.
You bring the smile, I'll bring the coffee.
Are you my favorite song? Because you're stuck in my head.
Life gave me a match... now I'm hoping it's you.
If flirting were a sport, I'd still let you win.
I didn't expect to find someone interesting today... then your profile appeared.
What is this app about?
Marriage, friends, knowledge,chit-chat , arguments,time pass,wasting time...?
Day 15 of gold
14 compliments sent.
Couple 100 profiles liked
And I give up.
I just love it when I offer to pay and a man just won't let me. My potential snatches my phone off me when I try and pay.
I just find the generosity so attractive.
So here's a real question
Is it common for many cultures to just leave young kids home alone.
Talking to different people in the last 2 years, when I said I'm at work - they say where's the kids you leave them at home?
This is after I've explained it's just me and the kids
Honestly too, it seems like a senseless question. Like who leaves young kids that can't do things for themselves unattended.
Please enlighten me bc this question seems very dumb.