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Share amusing anecdotes, bizarre facts, and hilarious jokes 🤪. Just one rule… keep it respectful ✨
I’m basically a golden retriever in human form—friendly, always hungry, and easily distracted by good food. I take forever to choose what to eat, then order the same thing every time. If you can make me laugh, you’re already winning.
I watched obsession movie yesterday and it immediately reminded me of this. 😞 Be careful what you wish for.*
Please dear brothers and sisters in Islam, make Du'a for a sister who sincerely desires to be married to a spouse who equals her in practice and faith and may even surpass her.
May Allah continue to watch over us all and bless us. Ameen.
Fight for what you love, but choose wisely who is worth the battle.
"Trans women" are men pretending to women.
Definition wise, women means adult human female, biologically humans are gonochoristic, meaning our *** chromosomes are fixed and our chromosomes determine our anatomy and biology. In order to change *** one must change their chromosomes, which is scientifically impossible.
Her Muzz bio: Looking for someone mature, practicing, has goals
Me: I am all three*
Her: swipes left 💀😂*
What exactly are you looking for sis 😏😏
The Muzz algorithm is basically moody.
Ignore it for a bit and it acts like you deleted the app. Zero visibility.
Start chatting with one person and it’s like oh, he’s back! Then it shows you to everyone else who’s also online.
So you go from feeling invisible to feeling overwhelmed, real quick.
If you meet someone for the very first time from Muzz. .... What gift would you like to give them.
Gift should be meaningful and thoughtful ( that you actually put efforts to brought something for him/her)
Suggestions... Anyone