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لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ
اَللَّهُمَّ صَلِّ عَلٰى سَيِّدِنَا مُحَمَّدٍ وَعَلٰى اٰلِ سَيِّدِنَا مُحَمَّدٍ
Qs 58:21 🤲🕋
Assalamualaikum.....
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim....
😭🤲🌹💌I'm sad that Mr. Siddiq's account is gone. Muzz should have given Mr. Siddiq's account a warning first, instead of immediately deleting the account. Is it true that Muzz deleted Mr. Siddiq's account? I asked politely. Let's discuss it, Muzz. I want my wedding to be witnessed by Mr. Siddiq, the owner of the Sunni Islam account with the Pakistani flag. COME ON, MUZZ, I can restore your good name, if my wedding party goes viral ...., you have all my travel data in this application. love, tears, religious struggle, loyalty to our Prophet, Palestinian women in refugee tents for martyrs, chatter, quarrels in the comments column, converts who seek knowledge here, Muslim men who curse muzz and write the sentence JAMAA BORING I AM THE WHO ALWAYS SAY SUCCESS TO JAMAA all the postulates that we quote and put in muzz (AND many more.....things that want to be written.....) IS THIS WHAT IS CALLED A VOLLATED ONLINE NOVEL VOLUME ......
Salaam, check out this post from SanaVirsa on Jamaa.
https://jamaa.com/en-GB/social/post/pos_3FkU4VH8iLIE3bC48InE2xii1IE/?referrer=srf_3DKlj3gKQDMFAeEGFhIG0SMkqff&location=post&t=1782685158
Why did you reject the last potential you spoke to and what was the most recent reason a potential decided to not take things further any longer with you?
The last potential who rejected me said that he didn't feel a romantic spark with me.
The last guy I rejected was because... he asked me if I have a date rule when it comes to *** (this was only our first phone call as well) 😭
Random thought....
Wondering why the Nigerians in our dms on Jamaa don't look anything like Maduka or AJ? 🤔🤔🤔
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#justsaying dont kill me 🫣
It is physically painful to watch society become less intelligent and more strange, wicked, and devoid of empathy by the day.
Normalize ending conversations when someone starts scrolling while you’re talking.
<CUSTOM_BOLD>Gentlemen. You should know women are Perfect Observers.</CUSTOM_BOLD> 💯