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So this guy says he’s got a lot to offer and he loves himself. So when I asked him if he’s arrogant, he says no. Would you continue talking to him? He gives strange vibes

Assalamu alaikum,

To all the brothers who are looking for a partner, And thinking you are alone, without any women in your life.

There is a woman, Who wouldn’t sleep without knowing you are safe and back at home, Who wouldn’t eat without you having returned home, who watched you as you slept on her lap, who fed you till you couldn’t eat anymore, stood by you and defended your honor infront of the world, who even after an argument, showed up, and dragged you to the dining table to eat.

It is none other than your mother.

There is no love greater in this earth than the love a mother has for her child with the only exception being the love our rabb has for us.

When was the last time you made her feel happy? Ponder on it. You do want to make your future partner happy, Start with making your mom happy. Gift her, tell her how much she means to you all, shower her with praises, kiss her forehead. Our moms don’t want something expensive, but even a small letter written for her, Would lighten up her day, And she would protect it like its a priceless possession. Watch her face light up with happiness and nur, by the love you show her. Make abundant dua, For her health, For her to be in Jannatul Firdaus, For her to be happy all the time.

A lot of us don’t realise the blessing that Allah swt has bestowed upon us through our mom, Until they are no more. Be happy that your mom is still with you, She is in good health, and that she is still there to tolerate your nonsense. Make the woman that bore and nursed you, feel like a queen.

May Allah swt bless all our parents and admit them with a noble entrance into Jannatul Firdaus 🤲🏻

?This app is boring af. Who's with me

I’m looking for a good partner

Confession time...

Dear fellow Jumaa members,

If you ever marry a fishing addict, I have three pieces of advice.

Rule #1: Never ask how much they spent on fishing gear. The answer will always start with, "It was on sale."

Rule #2: Never ask what time they'll be home. "I'll be back in an hour" is fishing language for "See you at dinner... maybe tomorrow."

Rule #3: If the relationship ever ends and they leave all their fishing gear at your place, please contact me before you post it for sale.

I'm not trying to take advantage of the situation...
I'm simply offering emotional support to those poor, homeless fishing rods and lonely tackle boxes.

My longest fishing trip was 22 hours. How about you?
I've added a few photos just for fun.

You can always count on me to say the things other people are too scared to say cause those things expose their pretence.

Playboy tip - if you found your other half on this platform - take your wife to salsa dancing, who knows you might get lucky in the night 😂🫠

?Hello how are you
My name is Youssef, I am 27 years old, and I am looking for a girl to be my friend.

Women’s options can change with feelings, they might feel a certain way at 20 and 30 and few kids later and so on

Where is your sword