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He annoys you, what do you do?
A) Start an argument
B) Cry
C) Tell him you’re upset and he needs to make it up to you 💸🎁
D) Make him apologize and compliment you
E) Crash his car
F) Stop talking to him
G) Call his mum and make her side with you
H) Stay calm and try to talk it out
I) Divorce
J) Anything else - tell me what you would do
I’m sometimes B and F if I’m genuinely hurt but mostly C and D 😁 (I swear I’m usually so sweet but if he goes too far I go further 🤷🏻♀️ and then I make it up to him too)
#sweetandtoxic
Le me a minute after sliding in DMs.
PS: It’s a joke (about sliding in the DMs; not about affordability)
A message for the women not the men , I just want you all to know that I am single, just wanted to clear that up, NEVER been married, never even had a nikkah. Now that air is clear you all have a lovely day.
I just noticed that on Muzz, I seem to attract only two types of men: divorced/separated men, or men who live thousands of miles away and somehow expect financial support from me . Lol
Don’t get me wrong ,I’m not saying they’re not good men, and I genuinely wish everyone the best. Everyone has their own story.
But personally, I’ve always dreamed of experiencing certain milestones together for the first time. Being each other’s first love, building our first home together, having our first children together, and sharing our first marriage. There’s something special about growing through those experiences side by side.
I’m looking for a husband, not a dependent. So where are the never-married, no-kids, emotionally available, and financially responsible men? Or am I doing something wrong? 🤔😂
Waking up to emails like these😍😍😍...my manager already hates my AHHH for opening this incident, I already know an HR email is coming my way😭😭😭😭😭
I title this: "Cooking with the opps at work"🤭😋
For all us hijabis in this heat, wherever you are in the world. May Allah reward us immensely.
Heart is dead