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I’ve had a banging headache since 9pm yesterday, the heat isn’t an issue since I’m inside and it’s cool but this headache 😭😩😩😩
How to pizz(ss) off your mother in law
Don't participate if you have a weak heart😄
I think swiping is kinda pointless, getting to know someone is way easier right ?
I'm somewhere in the middle. If I'm decent and respectful, people call me a simp. If I'm cold and detached, suddenly I'm the bad guy. Feels like there's no winning. 😭😭
I am divorced, and I've met many girls on Muzz, but not a single one has been willing to move forward with marriage. They're already 35+ years old, yet the expectations, demands, and endless conditions are so high that you don't even feel like asking anything.
Seriously, if you're so afraid of getting married again, then don't get married. You're getting older every year, but instead of being realistic, you keep acting like everything has to be perfect.
This kind of attitude is honestly exhausting and disappointing. Unrealistic expectations and constant demands only push genuine people away. Disappointing behavior.
Exposure
The sky does not gather darkness without purpose, it is a canvas of remembrance.
When the thunder rolls, it is not merely a clash of elements, but the universe itself exalting the Almighty in awe and praise.
"The thunder exalts [Allah] with praise of Him - and the angels [as well] from fear of Him..."
— Surah Ar-Ra'd (13:13)
A stern awakening for hearts drifted into slumber.
And in that terrifying splendor.
The lightning serves a dual decree.
It is a beacon of hope for the seeker, but a swift executioner for those that deceit.
For those who lurk in the shadows, the snakes in the grass who weave their malice under the cover of the night, believing they are hidden.
the sudden, jagged flash of truth spares no secrets.
Their deeds undelivered.
In one blinding second, the lightning’s eye rips through the dark, exposing every hidden trap and unmasking the treacherous exactly where they stand, over what? A trifling gain.
The storm passes, but what the light has exposed can never be hidden again.
Drifting Wolf.
Just an update regarding yesterday's quit smoking post.
I decided not to touch it. that's it. no gummies, no paid application. Just won't touch it. won't look at it. won't buy it. that's it. simple. Just my will power and asking dua from Allah. that's it. I'll eat ice cream or drink some soft drink when I'm craving it but that not the death stick. every night I'll post here as counter. Let's hope for the best inshallah. Thanks you all for your kind and supportive words.
Divorced ladies are more materialistic and rude in attitude
A lady was accepted having 2 girls one is 18
After initial discussion ready to accept girls the demand was one girl wants to do acma so need to bear fees accepted around 35k per month
Than for acam she need minimal 6 dress monthly branded
Need tuition 30k per month
Need to go by indrive
Need ac in room
2 visit parlor in month for grooming
Now tell do these acceptable in rishta
Second first divorced without kids than in month kids are at home as left by father on further discussion it comes out one divorce 2 khulla
5-6 don't need kids as there kids will neglected also need a legal draft that their children will be inheritance Holder
4 having serious PCOS issues so not interested in intimacy
Now decide for what the hell they are here
Only men are blamed
Age below 40 need a man to be compatible in pics with them
Pics 5-8 years old
Having kids of 14+ share pics whenkid was 7-8
Height of fraud and misguidance
Guys why do ask a woman to meet up, arrange a date and ask her to find a place, go zero silence the day before and then block and unmatch the day your meant to meet up. And you have the audacity to say people on the app aren’t serious.
You are not just protected you are promised victory