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Share amusing anecdotes, bizarre facts, and hilarious jokes 🤪. Just one rule… keep it respectful ✨
I was telling my this man about this guy I'm seeing and how he's spending all this money on me. The man said that I'm worth it and that's the price he's got to pay to get to know me
So I gave my dad £300 for father's day and asked what's he gonna do with it and he said he's gonna use it to pay off his debts 🙃
🌿 Monday Reminder 🌿
The Messenger of Allah ﷺ was asked about fasting on Mondays, and he said:
"That is the day on which I was born and the day on which Revelation came to me."
📖 Sahih Muslim, Hadith No. 1162
Mondays are a beautiful opportunity to revive the Sunnah of fasting and begin the week with gratitude, reflection, and closeness to Allah.
✨ Start your week with sincere intentions, increase in dhikr, and seek Allah's blessings in everything you do.
May Allah make this Monday a source of mercy, guidance, and barakah for us all. 🤲🌸
#MondayReminder #Hadith #SahihMuslim #IslamicReminder #MondayFasting #Sunnah #Barakah
ASSALAMUALAIKUM ☺️
WORK Is WORK..In House or Outside House!
WHY..Can’t EVERYONE Take Care Of Themselves..While..Expecting Another To Have Held Higher Standard?!
SELFISHNESS Is BAD For..ANYONE ❤️
Designer Coffee
it’s a latte - with quite a few power ingredients
Including camel milk, silajit. Royal jelly and ginseng
Nutmeg, cinnamon,
Ps I’m studying !!!!
Can anyone think of a name for this concoction??

Dubai Real Estate | Nina Ahsan on Instagram: "💚🩵like it?"
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Has anyone ever spoken to a potential whose voice was the complete opposite of what you imagined? 😭
Like a girl having a really deep voice/guy having a feminine voice…
-What thoughts were going through your head?