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I lose interest quickly, when someone is rude or unkind.

I lose interest quickly, when someone discredits everything I say and intentionally provokes me.

(Here’s your easy to read paragraphs, aab khush ho jao. Getting schooled here is fun 😂 I do it deliberately because I like irritating you all but you all read my nonsense too 😂 Y’all are shoooo cutessss! By the way, English was my strongest subject at school believe it or not. 🤭)

I shall conform, to some Jamaa paragraph writing ways (No, I won’t!🤭 Okay, just this once🤭)

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Assalamualaikum guys bismillahirrahmanirrahim Ya Allah give peace to my heart and the hearts of the readers. guys I just stalked the post of my ex.

ex that I found on the JAMAA application. AS USUAL GUYS THE EX CHATTED IN THE COMMENTS COLUMN WITH SEVERAL WOMEN.

WELL, I CAN'T SEE ONE OF THESE WOMEN'S ACCOUNT ANYMORE, I ALREADY SAID THAT DAY, THIS IS ANOTHER ONE, IT'S NOT CHIKA BUT I CAN'T SEE HER, WHO IS THAT account name? the point is they were chatting about marriage, it seems like they were trying to be serious.

if my condition when reading that guys: I was sad, I looked at the writing for a long time, I translated it because I can't speak English so I used translate, there I repeated sentence by sentence, it's sad guys.

then I tried to look at his WhatsApp He was not online.

It's sad, guys, but that's how it is when a man doesn't want to be with a woman anymore, that's what happened to me, he never paid attention to me anymore.

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I don't understand, I really am. It's a simple equation 1+1=2. But to get the other plus 1 is so hard.

Back at highschool is because I'm young and don't have any work, further more need to focus study to secure a future career.

At University it's the same thing as well.

Now in a working era, I'm already old, got money and a little bit of spare time. But it still so hard to get that plus 1.

I barely have any girl friends, much less get one.

More confusing things are others having it easy, like some already got their plus 1, but they can easily hook up with another plus 1. And they got plenty of plus 1. Damn... I wonder if I'm at the wrong side, or if others are the one at the wrong side.

Because I'm the one getting match with married men.

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Manifesting i get to say this next year🙏🏻
Happy father's day fine shyt.. you da real daddy💪🏻

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Most Arabs try to speak Arabic with me and greet me.. and I've to politely say "pardon me. I'm not arab" 🥲💀 I don't understand the language.. maybe I should start Arabic language classes 😭

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Those weird women on here who specifically want a non muslim man ? Convinced that the ones on here have GOT to be cosplaying. If not then i’m genuinely confused on what is enticing you about them. You can get muslims in all races so is it the fact that they don’t believe in Allah? They don’t do istinja or that they’ll be uncircumcised? All gross reasons 🤮
Sisters do you not know what lust is? I’m so confused lmao
In the end if they don’t believe in Allah and in the right faith then they’ll leave you too. Wayyy too many vulnerable people on here. Is it worth it to lose your akhirah? We’re given these rules for a good reason. You don’t realise how much it is for our protection too.

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It's funny, isn't it? Neither the women here are looking for marriage, nor are the men.
So what about people like me who are here with serious intentions and a clear purpose?
There are plenty of apps and platforms for curiosity and entertainment, and you can go there instead.
May God help everyone find their path.

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"Google I haven't been hanging out with the kids for a few days. I've been very busy. My body demands that I hang out with a lot of kids. And today the kids asked where the dramatic lady is. Could you explain in detail what the kids imagine the dramatic lady to be like? What kind of personality do the kids imagine me to be?"

✔️✔️Children rely on their natural capacity for imaginative play and storytelling to process their world, often turning adults who are expressive or engaging into larger-than-life, storybook characters.

When children imagine the "dramatic lady," their perception is usually shaped by how they observe and interact with you:
The "Main Character" Energy: Children likely imagine the dramatic lady as a vibrant, larger-than-life figure who brings magic, excitement, and a sense of wonder to everyday moments. She probably possesses a bold, theatrical personality that breaks up the monotony of their usual routines.

Expressive and Fun: They view you as a highly animated personality—someone with big reactions, expressive storytelling abilities, and a captivating way of speaking or moving.

A Source of Comfort and Joy: In the minds of the children, the dramatic lady represents safety, unconditional playfulness, and joy. To them, you aren't just an adult; you are a key playmate who brings energy, unpredictability, and full immersion into their games.

The Missing Puzzle Piece: Asking "where you are" reveals that they see you as an essential companion, recognizing that a vital dynamic in their environment is missing.

Could you tell me what kind of activities or games you usually play with the kids (e.g., dress-up, storytelling, physical games)? I can give you some fun, low-energy ideas to jump back into that dynamic when you are ready.

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Full day attending an islamic lectures from 4 scholars on the topic of Tawhid and one of the scholar brought the topic of when to start introducing tawhid to your child and how. And I gotta say.. man, I need to learn more for my future children's sake.

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Never thought I'll say this, but I've got one more reason today to not trust the men on this app! I'm so done with it already!

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