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-So dad, how did you and mom meet?
-Scrolling.
This "" Muzz"" app is not for Gold-Diggers
Your checklist is so huge, you girls want Ambani or Bill Gates. You've Spent Affairs chasing everyone everywhere all your life. sometimes setting with this one, sometimes with that one.
Now you want someone Loyal and Rich, who will take you on World Tours,
and buy you the Lates IPhone and fulfill all your wishes.
Go write in your bio today that 'I want a rich guy'.
InshaAllah I hope no one will even give you the time of day,
you bloody gold diggers."
Where my toronto girlies at? What are the odds for muzz to aid in my small business growth?
[I make candle bouquets btw😺]
People of the Dunya-especially Generation X;
‘I don’t believe in God, see that car there? (Points to the blue car)-
‘that’s a blue car isn’t it?’ (I nod in agreement.)
Gen X-er, ‘that’s a blue car-therefore I’m a scientist. I don’t believe in religion, I believe in science!’
Congratulations.
Apparently to be a scientist you have to be able to discern that water is wet, fire is hot and the sky is blue.
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