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@sainty285803
In this generation "Love" is Hard to find...
Relationships, Partnerships,Situationships, are Easy to Find...
"LOVE",,,requires Commitment,Responsibility, Accountability & the list goes on...
So people opt for the Easy way out to avoid being an Adult...
Lots of Kids stuck in Adult bodies sadly so...
@DrSimran
After I deleted my Muzz marriage profile thinking, Fine. I’ll let the old people deal with it the old people way, my mom found a match through one of those WhatsApp matchmaking groups.
For every hopeless soul who thought, Maybe it’s just the apps, I’ve got news. Turns out the quality has dropped everywhere, not just on Muzz.
The guy, also a doctor, spoke to my mom first. Respectful. Normal. Asked for a no-makeup picture. I replied from my mom’s phone while she was literally sitting next to me. Everything was civil. Society was finally healing.
Then he asked for my number.
I actually asked him why he was handling the conversations instead of letting the parents talk first. His response? Do you know the word Qiwamah? I do.
I just didn’t realise his idea of it began and ended with taking charge of a conversation that went from Assalamu Alaikum to like, love, Don’t ignore me, If you like me, you should be comfortable with me, and eventually What are your fantasies? and ending at What makes you *****? Apparently, that was him trying to have a normal conversation. And I was the one making him take the conversation in that direction.
Sir. You skipped over my personality so fast I’m not even sure you know my favourite colour.
I kept waiting for the part where we’d discuss literally anything two people considering marriage are supposed to talk about. Family. Values. Deen. Life goals. Work. Children. Whether elaichi belongs in biryani. Anything.
No.
Straight to the premium DLC.
And then, after all of that, he texted my mom back - Sorry, we can’t proceed further. JazakAllah for the response.
I had to read that message twice because I genuinely wasn’t sure which conversation he thought we’d just had.
@Nosheen_1998
This app is based on propaganda called marriage and I fell for it 🤡
@Eni_beauty
Assalamualaikum everyone,
I hope we are all doing well? May Allah continue to ease all our affairs.
@sinonbre
cheaters suck
@AlumaKirana
No one is defined
by the emotions they carry.
We are defined
by the grace we extend
despite them.💐
@MixedRevert
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@dp1
Message me if u single
@miki855748
What??!! 😩