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@Umair84468763
The deepest pain comes from the deepest trust
@AbidAli62632263
Hi old friend
@snicker96
Whats the weekend plan ?
@YUSUF2002v
Can anyone let me know why always women get higher reach on muzz?
@Afaffaffaff
Maybe he’s lost right now. Please return him to me 🙂↔️
You know what’s actually gross?
Everybody poops.
Like everybody.
Like there’s not 1 person who doesn’t poop.
In the whole world.
😬
@Geigei
Most guys on this app will give you all their time when they first message you. But after 2–3 days, they suddenly become "busy" and barely reply. Yet when they were just starting to chat with you, it felt like they were ready to spend 24 hours a day talking to you. 😂
What you don't realize is they've already started texting someone else... it's like, "Next target unlocked." 🤭 Then the first girl gets ignored. 😂😂😂
So girls, don't let yourselves get played. Keep moving and don't put all your attention on just one guy. 😂😂😂
@halaaluser
Men who won't force a woman to work but gives her freedom to work in a halal job where she can balance work, religion and kids. I want only them to answer. You are being called as "a worthless man" by some. In that case, using Islamic knowledge, what comeback will you give if you want to?
@architech
Made my own "Breakoffee" to loose fat and blended them all.
@Qasim004
The owner of the school where my sister teaches is based in the UK.
The school closed today, and he was around.
When he saw the teachers' clothes, he said, "You're earning ₦150,000 a month. Why can't you dress better?"
The teachers looked at one another in shock.
Then one of them replied, "Sir, we earn ₦80,000 a month."
That was when he discovered that the principal had been paying the teachers ₦80,000 instead of the ₦150,000 he approved.