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Would you continue a conversation for nikah if you find out after a few meetings that critical information on the profile was wrong in the first place.
Information like age, marital status?
In all the profiles I've matched with, age is always reduced for some reason. Even 28 years old write their age as 25-26. 28 is perfectly fine. Why lie?
Why do South Asians pretend to be Arabs?
Desi girls after one Dubai trip:
“call me hayati”
🤨🤨🤨
LOL
They didn't love you. They loved your usefulness.
- -SharmaUnbound
بسم الله الرحمن الر حيم
Hello, July.
May this month bring us closer to Allah, strengthen our faith, answered Dua’ , ease our worries, and fill our hearts with peace… آمين 🤲🏻
Looking for someone who's down for deep conversations, random memes, and a lifetime of peace. 🤍 I'm looking for a best friend and than a partner.
Half past midnight. The once-bustling halls of the great house of healing echo with the muffling sounds of a heavy blanket of silence.
The only interruption is the occasional startling code alert, often followed by a joyous jingle announcing the arrival of a brand new baby. Poignant, how one alert signals an end to the cycle of life, and the other begins it anew.
And in the dark and dreary depths of it all, I, the lone resident on admissions and cross coverage, roam the halls like a prophylactic poltergeist, cracking jokes and making solemn as I float from room to tomb, ordering the chaos, the first and last line of defence against inevitable entropy.
Ok, fine, I'll admit it, I skip through the long empty halls like a very big, bearded overgrown little kid, just bc I can, and also, why the heck not? I'm alive, hamdoulellaah, still got a spring in my step, you goddamn right I'm gonna bluncy-trouncy like Tigger!
these men say to me they want buy gold n give to their mom because i dont wear real gold.. they say it sarcastically
When it was time to fulfill my passion,
everything seemed like a dream,
I mean, it feels like this will never be completed.