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Surprisingly, I have come across profiles on this application of people I know in real life—engineers, doctors.. etc and married individuals with children—who present themselves as single and never married. ( معرفتكش انا كدا يا ولا) If this is how those who appear stable and respectable behave, it makes one wonder what lies beneath the surface with the strangers we know nothing about.
As June ends today,
remember this:
not every month is meant to be about huge milestones. Some months are about surviving, healing, learning, resting, and quietly becoming someone stronger.
you do not need to have everything figured out by now. be proud of the days you kept going, the ways you’ve grown that nobody else can see, and the version of yourself that’s still trying.
there is still so much time for beautiful things to happen this year.
I'm hiring!
I'm looking for a "junior wife" to join my life.
Job type: Full-time.
Career Level: Entry Level (zero experience is preferable).
Salary: Confidential.
Requirements:
- -Bachelor's degree.
- -Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking.
- -Good communication skills.
- -Respectable and decent.
- -Ability to work under stress.
- -Obedient and loving.
- -Passionate and goal-oriented.
- -Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight.
Interested candidates can send their CVs inbox and attach it with recent photo
🙂💔
May God's peace and mercy be upon you
Today's Meta ad is for a New York state home energy efficiency upgrade program.
I don't live in New York, or own property in New York (Billionaires' Row ofc), I haven't even visited New York. Lmao.
Why do Pakistani mums always use fish and chips as an example ?🤣
Learn how to cook or you will be feeding your husband fish and chips