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Remember the two Rak’ah before Fajr prayer are better than this world and all it contains
My food is taking FOREVER TO BE DELIVERED!! It’s way past my dinner time! Am i gonna eat past 10???? Are you kidding me? I wanna UNDO THE TIP so bad!! God give me patience.😖
"Next year, I'm getting married."
I always say it as a joke.
Everyone laughs,
and I laugh with them.
But hidden behind that smile
is a quiet little hope...
That maybe, when next year finally comes,
it won't be a joke anymore.
Maybe it'll be the year
someone chooses to stay,
the year I stop waiting,
and the year my heart finally finds its home.
Until then...
I'll keep joking about it,
while secretly praying
that one day,
my joke becomes my reality.
When you don’t speak Punjabi but also you

Noor Chahal on Instagram: "hi, i’m noor & this is my music. go listen to more of me & stick around if you like what i do. 🤍"
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZPIACXvxhB/
If my future wife annoys me im destroying her makeup 😂😂
Lads is this a good idea