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If a woman asks you "can you cook?" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Once you a grown you’ll realise merc is just eye candy bmw is a good drive and AUDI is the all rounder 😁🤩
Everyone here looks so new that I actually feel nervous coming back. 😭 @Mehhh
Honest question. Do you really need a partner in your life? If yes, where will their presence complement you?
People will destroy you the moment they realise you need them in your life...!
A hundred years from now, most of us will be deep beneath the soil, lying beside relatives and friends under the earth, while strangers inhabit our homes and others manage our properties, remembering nothing about us. Who among us, for instance, ever thinks of his great-grandfather? We will become nothing more than a passing line in the memory of a few humans, and our names and features will be folded into oblivion...
There, in the deep darkness and silence of the graves, we will realize with certainty how trivial this world was, and how foolish our desire to accumulate more of it was. We will wish that we had spent our lives stocking up on good deeds and gathering blessings.
And as long as there is still time left in our lives, let us take heed and make amends for what has passed... O Allah, guide our hearts, grant us a good end to our deeds, and take our souls while You are pleased with us.
A lion doesn’t fight dogs.
He rests, and deletes them from his jungle.