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accepted a message for the first time in a while from a brother, and he promptly proceeded to ask me about my toes.
When someone blocks you days after you unmatch the person. 🙃
I don’t want a pretty face, I don’t want my love to go to waste, I just want you and ur beautiful soul! 😞😅🫣
🤦🏻♀️ Not some of you guys acc being a 🐕 & still having stupids thinking you are that guy.
Heal.
Take a break from all that damn typing.
Two clever people can't fall in love because true love need one idiot.
Nice to know good men and chivalry still exists! So I went to the local corner shop this evening to buy a few things. I asked for the price of one of the items, and as it was kinda double the price than what I usually pay for, I said I’ll leave that item and pay for the rest. There was a guy behind me waiting in the queue and he said to the cashier he will pay for his and my shopping. I said ‘no, it’s fine’ , but he insisted. Honestly, it was so sweet, I could have paid for it myself, but I really appreciated the kind gesture and said thanks. He wasn’t Muslim, so I made dua that Allah guides him. It’s amazing how random small acts of kindness can touch someone’s heart and makes someone’s day. 🥹💗