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I need a husband that will buy me flowers every Friday.
Send applications by telling me which kind of flower you would choose and why. 🫢
Love seeing younger men like my profile, like actually I'm feeling it fr. I need a fandom name.
Just beautiful weather, peaceful ocean, nice breeze and ocean waves that I can literally fall asleep right there and then 🌊 I loved talking to the ocean and seeing Allah’s beauty
alhamdulilah god give me everythings in this world,excepts her 🤣🤣
I know a man in Muzz. He claims to live in Riyadh, originally from Pakistan. He was raised in Saudi Arabia when he was little. That's his confession. Suddenly, after knowing him for a few days, he said he wanted to call me on a visa mandiri But suddenly he blocked all my social media without any reason. For you women, don't be easily fooled, especially on dating apps.
My man, sometimes I'm seeing high end demand from the ladies. I mean having a job, a house, a vehicle is not enough anymore. You have to have like a list of achievement like some kind of video achievement.
7 foot tall
500 Pound
5 times world championship
100 Percent knockout rate
29 and 0
Da Frog😫
Random thought:
Guys usually want peace.
Girls usually want understanding.
Maybe the secret is realizing both are asking for the same thing, just in different ways 🤷♂️
Agree or disagree?
..... even my hoe-ish friends are all happily married and here I am. I should've been a hoe like them, eff this good girl demure ish. It leads me nowhere.
I don't get butterflies in my stomach, I'm old.
Those butterflies have long past dead.
The only tingle sensation I get is
The carcass tumbling when I tumble instead.
The only betrayer now is my lower back.
Making me fumble, humbling the confidence in my head.
My two knees have started to fight, probably soon to be my ex.
Time to retire on love.
Time to pay for a nursing home and get spoon fed.
Some of you on menopause, some of us on andropause, that's all the dating pool has left.
Who in their right mind would marry at that difficult stage, to endure from young I'd get.
It's time to check in,
good night and sleep well, and dont forget to take your meds. 🧓🏽
Drifting Wolf.