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Muzz is teaching me that apparently everyone wants marriage… just not with the person who actually wants to marry them.🥲

it's possible to create my own story like a book I read, manhwa, or K-drama I watch irl I think dating apps it's not the answer lol 😭

Wife: I am having Heart Surgery
Husband: I know.
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I love you more.

After surgery, when she woke up. Only her father was there.
Wife: Where is he?
Father: Don’t you know who gave you the Heart?
Wife: What!!!!! ( starts crying )

Father: I’m just kidding. He went to the bathroom.

There are people I tell my things when I want everyone to know, I trust their delivery speed😆😆🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗.

Tomorrow Has Been Very Busy
Tomorrow is apparently the most hardworking person alive.
Every day, we give him new assignments.
“Tomorrow, I will pray on time.”
“Tomorrow, I will stop gossiping.”
“Tomorrow, I will apologise.”
“Tomorrow, I will finally read that Quran.”
At this point, Tomorrow deserves annual leave.
The problem?
He keeps showing up as Today.
And we keep giving him another workload.
At this point, we should probably stop outsourcing our good intentions to a man who does not even exist.
Do the good thing today.

Ok as a unemployed 🙂
My mind is full with random things 🤣🤣🤣
All i was thinking 🤔
What will i make to my kids in “Fancy dress”😭😭😭🤣🤣
And my answer was …May be a poet,author or a researcher 🙂🙂
Bcz u can steal someone’s money but not there knowledge,and knowledge is power…🌼🌼

Tell your crazy fancy dress ideas hihihi 😝

Remember when Chandler tricks Joey to pick “Joe Stalin” as his stage name!