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When a man cheats on you, don’t post all men are cheaters.
Post- “Adil, 26 years old who lives in house 16 in Surrey Drive, Bradford, England is a cheater.”

We all other men are good.

DesiWoes · Vol. 3 – DM Archetypes:
The Legendary Bio-Data-phile 📂
I have to admit — I almost respect this one. And honestly? We only have ourselves to blame. Guys transformed themselves into Bio-Data-Philes due to popular demand by women. We asked for transparency. We got Excel sheets. 📊

I don't even need to open the DM anymore. It's all right there in the preview. Height. Education. Number of siblings, complete with marital status. Father's occupation. Mahr capacity. Relocation willingness.

And by the time I get to ”own home ready to move in after marriage," I have already mentally moved in and picked out the curtains. 🏠

Sir, you have thought of everything. Every family member, the location, the timeline. All I need to do is show up with a suitcase and a nikah nama. 🧳

All of this arrives as a column of lines with no bullets, no numbers, and absolutely no awareness that he is talking to a human being and not a property listing.
He has basically sent me his CV, his estate agent brochure, and his five-year financial plan in one text. 📋

But here is the thing — he has saved me time and effort, because half the conversation would have been spent finding out about all this anyway. I do not have to play twenty questions.
I don’t have to gently extract his father's pension plan over three weeks of small talk. It is all there, upfront, no chaser. ☕

Sir, I am not hiring. I am not house-hunting. I am looking for a husband, not an intern with a two-bedroom flat and a ready-to-move-in timeline. But I applaud the effort, even if the delivery needs work. 👏

And if you do not reply within four hours, he follows up with: "Assuming you are not interested. Best wishes for your search." ⏱️
Oh no! I was still reviewing your file. The CV has been retracted before I could even schedule an interview.

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Quick question for everyone:
What’s one thing you’re grateful for today? 😊
Let’s spread some positivity.

Wa alaikum assalam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh

Good morning/afternoon/evening/night as we are all in different time zones.

Hope everyone is well. Just want to clarify that as admin, I will try and keep this group clean and fun.

I won't be biased towards anyone, and won't tolerate any bullying or harassment towards anyone.

Any ideas and suggestions are welcomed. I will keep my DMs open for it.

Any inappropriate comments on this group or in my DMs will be blocked.

As for selfies, I won't remove them, unless it becomes constant, and I have previously suggested a group dedicated to selfie people.

I would love to add another admin to help run the group, when I'm busy or not well.

Anyway, have a great week. I will post later, as I'm going to feed some hungry animals.

I will nolonger be sharing nonsense...🤧
I'm trying to impress one of you here😌😄😄

Marrying out of lust or ego only hastens your journey to hell; marrying without savings effectively makes you an ambassador of hell every single day.