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What if your family fixes your wedding with someone who you unmatched on muzz? Nd you found out after it was fixed
Muzz algorithm really said:
"You want someone religious, values-driven, and emotionally mature?"
Here's someone 12 years older. Take it or leave it. 😭
Ya Allah we said spouse not a life coach. 🤲😂
POV: You finally match with someone good on Muzz.
Day 1: Great conversation. This feels different. Maybe Allah answered. 🤲
Day 2: Still going. Mashallah. Is this it? 👀
Day 3: Replies getting slower. Okay they're probably busy.
Day 4: One word answers. "Haha." "Yeah." "Nice."
Day 5: Read. Not replied.
Day 6: checks if they're still there
Still matched. Still online. Just... silent.
Ya Allah what did I do. 😭
Just a post nothing related to my dating life .😅😅😅
Muzz bio translation guide:
"Simple person" = no personality 😭
"Not here often" = will ghost you in 3 days 💀
"Serious inquiries only" = the least serious person here 😂
"Family oriented" = normal human being, swipe right immediately 🚨
"Just exploring" = wasting everyone's time including their own 😭
"Ask me anything" = has nothing to say 👀
Which bio have YOU written? Be honest. 👇
Things that happen on Muzz that nobody warned you about:
Matching with someone who has zero bio, zero photos, and maximum confidence. Brother who are you. 😭
Getting a "Assalamualaikum" at 2am. This is a marriage app. Why are you awake. Why am I awake. We are both the problem. 😭
Someone asking "are you serious about marriage?" on a marriage app. Where did you think we were. A gaming tournament. 😂
Matching, having a great conversation, feeling hopeful and then complete silence for 6 days. They didn't unmatch. They didn't block. They just... exist. Somewhere. Haunting you. 💀
The person who likes every single one of your posts but has never once said hello. What is the strategy here. I genuinely want to know. 👀
Finding someone perfect on paper same values, same goals, same deen and then discovering a 10 year age gap. Allah is testing us personally. 😭
Finally getting a good match and your internet goes down. This was sabotage. 😂
Apparently there’s a new trend going around that girls below 5ft 5 are now rejecting guys over 5ft 10.
They be saying “5ft 7 is the new ideal”.
Don’t shoot the messenger.
Muzz users be like:
Monday: I'm done with this app. Deleting it.
Tuesday: re-downloads
Wednesday: Okay this match seems different.
Thursday: Read. Not replied.
Friday: I am done with this app. Deleting it.
Saturday: re-downloads
Sunday: Ya Allah send me sabr. And also send me a spouse. Both urgently. 🤲😭