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@Barikisu14022336
If you got a free flight and visa to any country, but it had to start with the first letter of your surname, where would you go?
I'll start: Mexico and Morocco! 😁
@Mareebra
I want to meet people be social,but the love I have for sleep 😴 it's beyond me,I can't wait to get home from work so I can take a nap,and waking up from nap so I can sleep because I have work in the morning 😤😂,maybe nap dates 🤔,but how clean is your bedings do they smell fresh 🙄😒. Am just thinking out round
@usmankhan555
Should a husband and wife share everything with each other, or is having some personal privacy healthy?
@falestine
I cycled to Halfords to buy a lock for my new bike 🔒🔑 🚲
When I came out my bike was gone 👀
Now I need a bike for my new lock 🥲
@Samreen_Aqeel
"i prayed for you" will always be the most beautiful love language ever...🫠
@Kaluna110909
You're the Only One
A wife was feeling annoyed with her husband.
Wife: "Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were this poor, huh?!"
Husband: "But I did tell you, honey... You just didn't hear it or understand it!"
Wife: "So, what exactly did you say to me back then?" (asking curiously)
Husband: "I said, 'Honey, you are the only thing I have in this world...' And you just replied, 'So sweet'..."
Wife: #!?!*’?”##!!’”?:"{:??::{ aarrgghhhh......
@Muslimah7863
Let's Build-a-Husband: 🤣🙃🤪🫣🤫
The Base (The Nice Guy): Kind, stable, texts back immediately, loves your family. Trade-off: Sometimes lacks the spark or spontaneous edge you crave.
The Stuffing (The Bad Boy/Charming One): High chemistry, exciting, adventurous, great banter. Trade-off: Low reliability, high anxiety, might forget your birthday.
The Scent (The Ambitious Provider): Driven, successful, secure future, passionate about goals. Trade-off: Workaholic, hard to schedule quality time with.
The Voice Box (The Emotional Communicator): Validates your feelings, loves deep late-night talks, highly self-aware. Trade-off: Can sometimes overanalyze things or match your stress levels.
@TqD
Ok, this one is for the Punjabi speakers. I was crying with laughter 😹
This life is so hard