Fun & Laughs
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Brummie Bunny: wagwan fam
Bro: hey walaikumsalaam i like your pic
Brummie Bunny: so wys …like like what what init?
Bro: r u ok? do you have any health conditions?
Brummie Bunny: are you shtewpid? big man ting! don’t make me bang you in yo face fam…
Girl Logic:
“I’m not a virgin…🙄
…a man will know that…😟
…so I may as well enjoy what I want…😏
…cos it’s not like I have virginity to save for him…😉”
Once upon a time…
…she was massaging another man’s feet…
…now you’re in love with her.
The end.
facebook keep notifying me about birthdays like i make cakes or something
What isn't meant for you will disappoint you a thousand times until you understand 💃
Nothing says "I'm loyal, serious and looking for something real" quite like sending the exact same message to me and other friends on the same dating site 💀
At this point, we're not dating... we're conducting a group project
The copy-paste game is wild:
"You're special"
"You're different"
"I've never felt this connection before"
Sir, we compared notes. The connection was Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V
If trust, loyalty and sincerity are your top values, maybe start by remembering who you've sent the same speech to 😏
And honestly, when a man says he's loyal, I no longer ask for proof
I just ask my friends if they've received the same opening message 🤭
I have no game…
…I’m also terrible at flirting and…
…even worse at getting a girl to fall in love with me.
🤭
Please stop telling about your past experiences either on Muzz or other dating
I am only interested to know you and talk about us
I am not responsible for what others did and do not care to know what others are doing
Talk about yourself and us
How it started…
Her: who hurt you? 🤨
How it ended…
Her: lmk when you get home 😘