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@yourhabibti
always remember:
you'll only win if your mind is stronger than your emotions.
Selamat pagi orang2 tantrum...
@beauviett
Matching on Muzz is easy. 😂
But one man is meant for one woman—and not every match is your soulmate.
I’m not a queen bee 👑🐝. But, I’m waiting for the one bee that actually belongs in my “hive”. 😂
Can I get the crown 👑, please? 😂😂😂
@Nikhat78703929
Me at midnight: “I should sleep.”
Also me: “Let’s see who’s available for marriage.”🥲
@Shadia134
I want to post my picture here but some of you think I'm rich and beautiful 😅😅😅🏃♀️🏃♀️
@Shadia134
Them : Stop dating old people
OLD PEOPLE: I just sent you 800k for biscuits 😅😅😄🏃♀️🏃♀️
@sherazi_5
Earlier, girls wanted a guy with a good heart...
Now, today’s girls look at a guy and think, 'Does he know how to take aesthetic photos, can he cook, and will he survive my mood swings?' 😭😂
Honestly, standards are higher than a Bollywood movie script these days!
@beauviett
Some say everyone on Muzz is a liar.
I say they’re too honest. 😂
They don’t lie about what they want — they just forget to mention why nobody else wanted it. 💀
@bromadjik
On Muzz everyone is looking for love but the problem is, love has already uninstalled Muzz 🫣