Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
Please stop telling about your past experiences either on Muzz or other dating
I am only interested to know you and talk about us
I am not responsible for what others did and do not care to know what others are doing
Talk about yourself and us
Sometime you have to be little rude to make people understand that you don't tolerate nonsense.😎🤠
How it started…
Her: who hurt you? 🤨
How it ended…
Her: lmk when you get home 😘
The most dangerous phrase on Muzz:
"You seem different from the rest."
Brother. Sister.
We are ALL the same.
Tired. Hopeful. Slightly delusional. Refreshing the app every 20 minutes.
Nobody is different.
We are all just really good at pretending during the first week. 😭💀
Muzz really has you out here doing this:
Open app. See notifications. Get excited.
It's a like from someone with no photo. 😭
Check anyway.
Bio says "serious only."
Profile empty since 2022.
Close app.
Reopen app 4 minutes later.
Ya Allah give me strength AND a spouse. Both. Now. 🤲😂
Me before joining Muzz vs after:
Before:
"I want someone deep, spiritual, emotionally intelligent, ambitious, kind, funny, and genuine." 🌟
After 2 weeks:
"Bro just reply. That's it. Just reply." 😭
Standards didn't lower.
Expectations just became more... realistic. 💀
Dating app stages of grief:
Denial: This app will work. I just need the right bio.
Anger: WHY DID THEY READ IT AND NOT REPLY. 😭
Bargaining: Ya Allah if you send me one good match I will pray all my sunnah forever. 🤲
Depression: stares at 0 new messages at 2am
Acceptance: Maybe I'll just marry whoever my mom suggests. She was right all along. 😂