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Hanna

@HannaX

12 days ago

LMAOOOO 😭💀

Short women holding out for 6’0+ men to avoid having short sons is killing me.

Ma’am, HALF HIS DNA IS YOURS 😭 A tall man might improve the odds, but genetics said nobody’s getting a height guarantee. You could marry an NBA player and still have a son who takes after YOUR side of the family. 💀

And the gag? That son might grow up and get rejected by the same typa short women like his mama 😭😭

TALL MEN, PLEASE THINK ABOUT YOUR SONS. 😂 Choose wisely! If her WHOLE family is short (especially the men) at least give the boy a fighting chance. Marry someone taller. 💀💀

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TK

@Tee_Kay

12 days ago

Well i do not listen to music deliberately but this instagram reel section just pops up with random couple memes with the song - "Him and I",
And i technically have no one to even imagine about while the lyrics play in the background, lol 😪
P.S. Lyrics - I am his and he is mine, in the end, it's him and I 🫠

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Rihanat

@Rihanat15474863

12 days ago

When he says he loves you but doesn’t call you.

Me: So your love language is disappearance?

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Abuthaier

@kacheee

12 days ago

Swallow a toad in the morning and you
will encounter nothing
more disgusting
the rest of the day.

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