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Desi Muslim marriage pipeline:
No dating → No talking → No mixing
Then one day a stranger's photo on WhatsApp
"Beta dekho, pasand hai?"
Bhai yeh rishta hai ya blind unboxing? 💀
Muslim parents removed every way to find a spouse.
Then asked why you're not married.
Then suggested a rishta from a girl they met once at a wedding.
Her only qualification: "Woh bohot shareef hai"
Bhai shareef toh meri dadi bhi thi 💀
Muslim parents: "We don't believe in dating"
Also Muslim parents: "Why aren't you married yet?? Your cousin got married at 22!!"
Bhai kahan se launga?? Tum logon ne Muzz bhi haram bola tha 💀
Her bio: "looking for someone serious"
Her swipe history: rejected 47 engineers, 3 doctors, and a guy who memorized the entire Quran
Things that will give her the ick:
Trying too hard
Being too mushy
Choking on a samosa
Drowning in the ocean
Undesired by other women
Be honest.. how many of you have bought a hair product because TikTok said it works everyone in this group should answer honestly
