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@kacheee
Boys falling for trap in this app, one after another 🤣
@Sufyaanmansuri
Day 1 on MUZZ
Already feeling like "Allah reham kare"😭🙏
@angelica238983
Muslim problems nobody warned us about. 😂
You make dua for a righteous spouse, then reject three people because they don’t meet your standards. You finally meet someone interesting, and now you’re making istikhara, asking your friends, checking his character, and investigating his entire family tree. 😭
At this point, you’re not looking for a husband. You’re conducting a halal FBI investigation. 🧐🕵️
@DramaQuinn
Alhamdulillah ❤️
Today, my future husband's family came to our house for our engagement ceremony.
They arrived in seven cars, bringing an engagement ring and beautiful gifts. My family had prepared everything to welcome the people who would soon become part of our family.
The living room was beautifully decorated. Both families sat together, discussing our wedding arrangements while exchanging gifts and laughter.
Once everything was settled, it was finally time for the ring ceremony.
I was invited to come out.
Dressed in a beautiful traditional kebaya, looking elegant and modest, I walked gracefully towards the decorated stage with a sweet smile.
I noticed my future husband staring at me.
He couldn't take his eyes off me.
He was smiling.
I smiled back.
My heart was beating so fast.
As I sat down, waiting for the engagement ring to be slipped onto my finger...
Suddenly...
My mum: "Niaaaa! Wake up, darling! It's time for Fajr prayer!"
Me: "AAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!! NOT AGAIN!!! BACK TO SINGLE!!!" 😭😭😭💔
@nourdounia
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! What was that sound he made tho 😂
@amanhashmii
Dating apps have turned me into a podcast host. I ask questions, they give one-word answers, and somehow I'm still expected to keep the show running.
@DonaldPutin
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
@Crepaiah
My mom said I'm not allowed to make dessert for potential husbands anymore. Apparently, my dowry is going to be the entire dinnerware set. 💀🤣