Fun and Games

If women "hit the wall", men hit the face of a massive CLIFF.

📈👔Boss: Why do you only get sick on the weekdays?💼🌡️Me: It must be my weekend immune system..👋🏼

🫵🏼To the person who stole my case of energy drinks..🥤I hope you can't sleep at night⚡

🚗🚐🚙To the person 🏍️🚕who cut me off in traffic..🚓🚑🚒🫵🏼 I'm after you now...🚛🚌🚎

🗓️Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?..he got 12 months

..got a joke about the flu..🌡️ I'm hoping you don't get it 🛌🏼

🦾🤖The robot got angry with me...I kept pushing its buttons 🔘

..had a joke about 💡 lightbulbs..but I didn't want to screw it up

🫈 Bigfoot sometimes gets mistaken for Sasquatch, Yeti never complains..

Pov.