Fun and Games

I totally want a woman like this and there's like a very thin line with women like this that I will most likely be using like a f****** jump rope

Sounds about right for me

Honestly I'm not sure what intrigues me more

The fact that this cute he's in my apartment which actually issues a lot bigger of a problem love you got acrophobia I would not recommend looking at the

The fact that there are creatures probably in the darkest depth of the ocean big enough to take out a great white other than a colossal squid and giant squid

The fact that my attraction to women of power of some capacity actually has two different names for it Exousiaphile and Cratophile 

All the fact that my friends new wife was able to determine my approximate age being only a few years off by two year by me literally just saying I'm old enough to know better young enough to not care and even if I was older I still wouldn't care

So my friend just found out that I have never lost a war that anyone has declared on me and I get people in trouble as soon as they do

My friend: how the hell did you get out of disciplinary action

Me: because I did absolutely nothing wrong except you know cuss that was about it

My friend: so you didn't yell at them

Me: when have you ever seen me not being aloud

My friend: valid point you do have a problem with you know your volume so exactly how did you get out of disciplinary actions

Me: evidence and honesty

My friend: what the does that mean

Me: well for starters I had a class that started around the September we had to get the initial knowledge check my teacher actually moved it until that Friday which is going to put me a week behind however that same on Monday glass is literally melted so when I told arc about that on Tuesday I also told him I was a bit confused and needed to schedule an appointment meet with them or something that same Tuesday I met with them and asking what they saw my emails they said yes I said oh okay wait around till close to my eye doctor's appointment which was at 1:45 and didn't hear anything back from them and so I went to my eye doctor's appointment for glasses I even had a copy of my eye doctor's appointment plus I'm always wearing glasses so I'm visually impaired to the fact that I did not have them is crucial well after not hearing anything back Tuesday not having any other means in order to submit the documentation for the accommodations online I had to go in person they then told me to submit the documentation at the ark office on Wednesday knowing that I I am classified as legally blind and provided me with no assistant and tried to penalize me because I picked the wrong dates it was bound to happen when someone who can't f****** see I said on that Thursday when they rejected everything with they were apparently going to do no matter what because they wanted three days in advance and having these fill out the form for the two courses that I had to do was pointless because well they were due on a Friday and that following Monday I went in and they ambushed me he wasn't just my arc coordinator it was her supervisor every time I try to speak they began cutting me off and eventually I said very firmly you're not going to keep cutting me off you're going to listen to what I have to say let me finish and then you can speak not until the art coordinator then began clapping and saying we're not going to do that I said you are not going to do that again this is the last time I'm asking nicely and then she said get out I said nah call security then I told them that I was going to be filing a complaint against him for discrimination and violating the Ada multiple times and they said please do I've already told my supervis that was when I I said f*** you then when I had my disciplinary hearing I took all of the evidence all the chain of events plus the fact I reported on that same day everything that happened and also included my actions I didn't hide anything furthermore anyone who actually knows me knows that it takes a lot to get me to cuss it someone out of anger even the disciplinary committee was quick to realize this was not my normal character

My friend: so what happened

Me: I got assigned a new arc coordinator

My friend: do you literally have to go through life treating every little inconvenience like a court case

Me: absolutely remember I never lose I always win and if you think I've lost guess again

My friend: you know what's ironic about this and I don't know why I've never saw this in the years we've known each other but I asked my teacher his a psychologist about that saying and it's essentially a saying that a lot of multi-billionaires have something similar of you literally have the mindset of a billionaire you're just now using it and I'm not sure why that pisses me off

Me: oh you're a good friend so someone not living up to their potential pisses you off I might be autistic but even I know that

My friend: so is it like just me or has our pizza been taking longer than it should

Me: no it's not just you they're incredibly understand that this establishment right now and the only person making pizzas is the owner's daughter so I was going to take a good minute but it's totally worth it she makes some really good pizzas also call of course you're already aware she whenever she sees me she's like great the monsters back

handsome men are either
married, taken, fictional, emotionally unavailable, or living in a 200-year-old vampire castle.

Guess my age.

Months putting this puzzle together just to find there’s one piece missing 😭 I’m actually vexxed

How would you spend your time without your phone? 📱

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Brav Kandi from pengame was spitting facts, cuz these man got the strongest accent, equivalent of a brown Scouser 🤣🤣🤣🤣