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Yusuf

@Yusuf41466061

about 3 hours ago

Reposting this as it's getting worse:

Dear Citizens of Gambia, Nigeria, (and many more I have not added for the sake of brevity)

I hope this message finds you well.

I am writing to inform you that my DM inbox is not a branch of the Central Bank of (add your county), nor am I the long-lost heir you've been searching for. I do not have an unclaimed inheritance, I did not win a lottery I never entered, and no, I am not interested in a "limited-time business opportunity" that requires my bank details upfront.

Your creativity is genuinely impressive. The plots, the urgency, the surprisingly emotional backstories — truly, a gift. But I must respectfully decline.

Please redirect your entrepreneurial energy toward something legal. I hear goat farming is quite lucrative this time of year.

With warmth, admiration, and absolutely zero clicks,

Yusuf

P.S. My mother already warned me about people like you. She was very specific.

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Ayesha Cute

@Aishat41282443

about 3 hours ago

A gentle reminder to everyone who visits my profile. 🤍

Assalamu Alaikum.

Kindness and respect cost nothing. If your intention is not sincere, or if you plan to start conversations with rude, disrespectful, or inappropriate messages, please don't message me.

I'm here to meet people who value good character, honesty, and meaningful conversation. The way we speak reflects our manners, and good manners are a beautiful part of our faith.

Let's treat one another with the respect and dignity we all deserve.

May Allah guide us all to what is best. Ameen. 🤲

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Nads ..

@Nads786

about 3 hours ago

One of the best parts of a genuine friendship between a man and a woman is that there’s no competition to outshine each other, only happiness in seeing each other grow.

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Mostafa Mohamed

@mostafa3d_

about 3 hours ago

There's not one sweet one that'll answer you 😂😂

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Anonymous

about 3 hours ago

When customer service is on your last nerve but you know the person is trying to help you even if they are being rude so you gotta keep smiling while you call them all sorts of stuff inside

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Rofiah B Olagunju

@Rofiah34038526

about 3 hours ago

I watched a muzz YouTube video dat says sometin abt Gen Z's mostly on eachodas DM insted of actully callin d person's no to really learn abt dem.

If it works, fine. And if it doesn't, u can stay fwenz ☺️.

🫠 My opinion
🩵 Dat callin aspect mayb rite cos as for me, I v never called any1 here on muzz n I v never been called. My last connection on muzz, I was expectin him to call, but no.

🩵 Most pple ll never b fwenz wit who they lose connection wit nd obviously, you can't b fwenz wit sm1 who ghosted you n refuse to b accountable. Nd 1 can't even be fwenz wit every1. Mayb sm pple.

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A’faf

@Afaffaffaff

about 3 hours ago

Very simple
Men with Chain necklace = Me not interested
🙏🏻

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Omar Mohamed

@Omar62959

about 3 hours ago

Now what ?
Like really, what's next?

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Anonymous

about 3 hours ago

Genuine question for ladies and gents : what do you think is the reason she still keeps my picture as her profile picture even though she ghosted me for 2 months now?

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Coffee Drinker

@coffeedrinker

about 3 hours ago

Todays appreciation post

Standing desks - so gooooooodd. insert stretching noise

What's your item of appreciation today?

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