Fun & Laughs

Dear Future Husband,
I hope you know how to laugh.
Because life is already stressful enough and i refuse to be the only funny person in the marriage.😂😂

See you when Allah says it's time.
Until then, stay handsome.

Your future wife 🤍

Ladies, if you block him and he doesn’t send you a message on LinkedIn, he was never serious about you.

Ladies, a man’s interest wanes quickly. You gotta strike the scarcity instinct in him to keep him there. So do this. Take a pic of your newest perfume and post it on your WhatsApp stories with the caption: “thanks for this! 😃 ur such a great friend Mo! Chivalry isn’t dead!” …then see how his tune changes.

The real halal challenge isn't lowering your gaze. It's lowering your expectations on Muzz. 😭😂

Muslim parents when you smile at your phone 😭
Who are you texting.
Why are you smiling like that.
Show me.
I am not going through your phone I am just looking.
These are two different things apparently. 👀

Muslim parents and your career 😭
You said you want to be a writer.
They heard unemployment.
Doctor or engineer was the only acceptable answer.
Everything else is "we'll see what happens."
It has been happening for 6 years.

Being sick in a Muslim home 🤧
You have a headache.
She brought you chai. Kalonji. A dua. A lecture about screen time.
A second chai.
Your headache now has more treatment than a hospital visit.

You walked past your mum without salaam.
You were going to the kitchen.
In your own house.
She still gave you a look that rearranged your soul. 😭

Guests are arriving in 10 minutes.
The house has been in emergency mode since morning.
They will stay 40 minutes and leave.
The preparation had more drama than their entire existence. 🫠😅

Hi everyone I'm now here?