Fun & Laughs

Ladies, a man’s interest wanes quickly. You gotta strike the scarcity instinct in him to keep him there. So do this. Take a pic of your newest perfume and post it on your WhatsApp stories with the caption: “thanks for this! 😃 ur such a great friend Mo! Chivalry isn’t dead!” …then see how his tune changes.

The real halal challenge isn't lowering your gaze. It's lowering your expectations on Muzz. 😭😂

Muslim parents when you smile at your phone 😭
Who are you texting.
Why are you smiling like that.
Show me.
I am not going through your phone I am just looking.
These are two different things apparently. 👀

Muslim parents and your career 😭
You said you want to be a writer.
They heard unemployment.
Doctor or engineer was the only acceptable answer.
Everything else is "we'll see what happens."
It has been happening for 6 years.

Being sick in a Muslim home 🤧
You have a headache.
She brought you chai. Kalonji. A dua. A lecture about screen time.
A second chai.
Your headache now has more treatment than a hospital visit.

You walked past your mum without salaam.
You were going to the kitchen.
In your own house.
She still gave you a look that rearranged your soul. 😭

Guests are arriving in 10 minutes.
The house has been in emergency mode since morning.
They will stay 40 minutes and leave.
The preparation had more drama than their entire existence. 🫠😅

Hi everyone I'm now here?

You are 22 years old.
Your mother has already mentally planned your nikah, named your children and assigned them professions.
You have not even figured out what you want for dinner.😝😂😂😅
But sure. Let us discuss his family background and whether his father owns property.

When I think I can get along with someone won’t get along to my expectations …. And the ones I don’t want to proceed with are either sensitive or ask for what’s app in no time… 🤷🏻‍♀️