Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
Sometimes the girl that wanted you 6 months ago suddenly has a glow-up and now you gotta think of a really good excuse of why you left her on “read”…
Chad: Hey you! 😄 sorry I been distant it’s just that my…errm… my, my cat got COVID. Long story!
But anyways, you’re looking hot! 🔥 🥵
Sometimes I wanna stand with my people but then…
…I see the way they behave and think…
…stop the boats!
✋ 🚤
80% of family man’s job is to say:
“No. Not allowed.”
Funny how people call it a “Muslim marriage app” but half the users don’t even know what they want 😭
Some are here for marriage, some for validation, some just collecting matches like Pokémon cards.
Muzz really said:
“figure it out yourselves.” 💀
Ladies, find a man 6ft and over or 5ft 6 and under…
…but them 5ft 7 to 5ft 11 guys will ruin your life…
…and don’t even get me started about…
…if he also has a German car.
😯
Get ready to call the police on him.
Got matched with a girl named siham so my man had to try to land a shot and told her "They really named you Siham for a reason, huh? Because one look at you and my heart is already full of arrows" and she unmatched. Lmaoo
When you fail at something keep moving depression can’t hit a moving target
It’s not that I wanna cheat but just look at it from my point of view - cos when I see a beautiful woman without a man I wanna do my part to help fix society.
It’s pretty much unpaid charity work.
🦸♂️
Someone put me forward for the Nobel Peace Prize.
