Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
Muzz dating cycle:
Step 1: Match
Step 2: "Assalamualaikum"
Step 3: "How are you"
Step 4: Silence for 3 days
Step 5: Unmatch
Step 6: Repeat
We are NOT okay. 😭
Same walhi till i got no energy its like a game on there crazyy world
Let's share our matching up experiences even funny ones
Imo, better to look bad than fake goodness. FGS.
Dating in 2026 be like…
👵: how tall are you?
🐣: 6ft 5
👵: how old are you?
🐣: 26
👵: I don’t date little boys
👵: how old are you?
👴: 44
👵: how tall are you?
👴: 5ft 9
👵: I don’t date little boys
So uh, do I have to buy a membership to use Muzz, cuz a lot of stuff are restricted except these group platforms which are, needless to say not helping me with marriage, right??
On a scale of 1 to cooked, how doomed am I for managing a whole village of bots? I think I'm just one AI update away from marrying a line of code? 💀💍
"After claiming that having four wives is a Sunnah, she became my first wife! 😁Note: I am still unmarried, meaning pure single! 😊 Feel free to slide into my DMs if you'd like! 😉"
If she goes from: “he must be 6ft”
To: “as long as he taller than me”
She has accepted her downfall.
