Fun & Laughs

I don’t need hundreds of friends,
just a few real ones.
Fake vibes are easy to find,
real people are rare. 💯

Nobody panic but my mum just said "we need to talk."
I have mentally packed my bags.
Rehearsed three apologies.
Prepared a full defence.
She wanted to know if I wanted chai.
The trauma response was unnecessary but it was thorough😭😭.

Brooooooooo!!!
Sometimes, she gives her body to other men easily because she doesn’t see a future with them, only fun.
But if she makes you wait just to get it,
in girl logic that actually means
she really likes you.

😂 Fun Question of the Day 😂

At what age did you realize that being an adult is basically just saying:

“I’ll do it tomorrow.”

…for about three weeks straight? 😭

When I was younger, I thought adults had everything figured out.

Now I realize we’re all just walking around with back pain, 37 browser tabs open in our brains, and a growing collection of passwords we can’t remember. 🤦‍♂️

Bonus question:

What’s the most “adult” thing you’ve done recently that made you stop and think…

“Wow, this is who I’ve become?” 😂

Mine would be getting excited over a discount at the supermarket. The younger version of me would be disappointed. The current version of me is calculating savings. 😎💸

Let’s hear yours! 👇

I have come to agree that working and having money are two different things😞🙌🏻🙌🏻😩.
The same way, being in a relationship is different from being loved🤨😏😏

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Personality: unavailable.

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Instagram: linked.

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And somehow I'm supposed to be impressed. 😂

Shooting your shot is only okay if you look good.

Otherwise, don't bother and leave it 🥲

Chad: do you cheat?
Her: yes I do, do you?
Chad: yes
Her: I love you
Chad: I love you too

We have African American why not American African 🤔🤫🤣

Some people are collectors here, 500+ matches. Zero conversations. Treating Muzz like Pokémon Go. 😂