Fun and Games

👓Wifey: You look better without your glasses on..😁Hubby: Thanks...you also look better without my glasses on ..

🚘🏠.. Hubby: 🧽Why isn't the house clean 🧹if you're at home all day?..Wifey: 💸Why aren't you rich if you're at work all day? 📉

Before we start our day, let's warm up with some black coffee.

🏫..was picking my daughter up from detention 🎒 the teacher pointed a ruler at her and said, 'At the end of this ruler is a very bad girl.' ..then my daughter asked, 'Which end?' 🍎

🦻🏼Grandpa said he paid for top state of art in hearing aids, cost him a fortune 💸..so I asked, 'Great, what type is it?'..he said, '2:30p'..

Weird people is everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🚏🚘 Someone complimented me in the parking lot today, they left a note on my windshield..it said📃, 'Parking Fine'..

💍🥼My therapist said I have a phobia of getting married..she asked, 'Do you know what your symptoms are?'..I replied, 'Can't say I do.' 💎

☕Hubby and wifey sat on the patio enjoying their chai...hubby says, 'I love you.'..🥐wifey smiles and asks, 'Is that you talking or the chai?'..🥮 hubby responds, 'That's me talking to the chai.'..🍵🫖

I came looking for a husband and somehow became a detective. 🕵️‍♀️😂 Future husband, if you're on here, blink twice. 😂👀