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Epstein Files: Jamaa Edition 📂🫠
Ladies, please read before you swipe right.
Ladies, please ask questions and don't assume a polished profile, good communication skills, or a decent first impression tells you everything.
Matched with a guy yesterday morning on @muzz
His profile had been popping up repeatedly, so I finally accepted and we started talking. The conversation was normal, and later we connected over a call. He was polite, articulate, and initially seemed quite sensible.
Then things took a turn.
He told me he had never been interested in Muslim women because he found them too conservative. According to him, he only realized after turning 30 that he wanted to get married, and since marriage was the goal, he now specifically wanted a Muslim wife.
He openly shared that he had previous relationships, casual flings, hookups, and had been involved in things like threesomes and foursomes. He repeatedly described himself as "open-minded" and said he wanted a partner with a high libido and complete freedom in a relationship.
When I asked how he planned to determine sexual compatibility with a future spouse, he casually suggested hooking up before marriage.
I reminded him that we had matched on a matrimonial platform and that I was looking for marriage, not premarital arrangements.
What fascinated me wasn't his past. Adults make their own choices.
What fascinated me was the contradiction.
He said he wanted a Muslim wife for marriage, but didn't particularly like Muslim women.
He wanted a woman who would accept his sexual history, but admitted he would never mention any of this publicly.
When I suggested he simply put his expectations and lifestyle preferences in his bio, he immediately refused because "what if someone tells my parents?"
So random women on a matrimonial app deserve the full disclosure, but his parents don't?
Apparently being "open-minded" has limits.
The irony is that the same people who complain about hypocrisy are often experts at compartmentalizing it.
Anyway, the search continues. 🫠
P.S. Kindly resist the urge to arrive here with:
"Blur the name."
"Blur the photo."
"Delete the screenshots."
"Protect his privacy."
The man openly discussed hookups, threesomes, foursomes, and premarital compatibility testing on a matrimonial app.
If your concern is the screenshot I genuinely don't know what to tell you.
Hi guys, I have a question.
Which type of marriage do you think works better: arranged marriage or love marriage?
Nowadays, it feels very difficult to genuinely fall in love with someone and put in the time and effort to build a strong connection. At the same time, arranged marriages sometimes seem a bit like fast food you meet, decide quickly, and get married before really knowing each other.
Of course, both can be successful and both can fail. In the end, marriage requires commitment, communication, and effort regardless of how it starts.
I would love to hear your thoughts and experiences.
Tomorrow is my birthday! 🎉
I’m picking up my cake today and I’m so excited to see if they managed to make it exactly how I imagined it. 😁
Went for an interview today and realised the HR was my old schoolmate.
HR: What’s your greatest strength?
Me: Hiding.
HR: Why?
Me: Because good employees are hard to find.
We both had a good laugh and reminisced about the good old school days. 😄
World Cup 2018 - no girl
World Cup 2022 - no girl
World Cup 2026 - no girl
(Hat-trick) 🤌
Are those perverted guys still on Jamaa/Muzz?
Those were some of the most disgusting chats I've ever read, men who pretended to be righteous on Jamaa while having s3xually inappropriate and disrespectful conversations behind women's backs.
May I never cross paths with them again.
Na'udhu billahi min dhalik, thumma na'udhu billah.
Dear Allah, please protect us from the munafiqun (hypocrites) who pretend to be good in front of others while hiding their true character.
If anyone knows their accounts and they're still here, please tag them so I can block them.
