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(First thing first Imma say say all the words inside my head, I'M FIRED UP AND TIRED OF THE WAY THINGS HAVE BEEN) 🫪😴😵‍💫 Hey y'all I'm back again lol, last three has been crazy 🤣. So I couldn't possibly post. THIS TIME I'M ACTUALLY CALLING all the SUPER DUPER religious folks 😏 y'all usually show up uninvited on my fun and laugh posts so I thought a friendly invite is what y'all needed 👀😭🤣. Like it or not it's PERSONAL STORY TIME 🥱

So the other day my super religious father let's call him AGGREVATE 🙃🙂😜( YEAH THAT'S HIS NICKNAME, very respectfully! Man has undiagnosed ADHD so he cannot stay in one topic throughout IMPORTANT conversations 😌🫶🏼) I care for him tho, I'm his favorite child UNFORTUNATELY 🫪🐱. ANYWAYS - He called me and said I heard you tell your mother, that we don't understand you. You shouldn't say that anymore, it's a sin ☺️. I was feeling like a smart mouth so I replied okay I will LIE. FROM NOW ON 😜. He was like why do you NEED to lie!? I was like since the truth is that you two don't understand me, so I have to lie 🤥 🤔. He then proceeded to go on a rant about how he lived longer than me and HELPED in the process of creating my brain( UM OKAY ARE YOU GOD!? 🙄 that's what I thought at the time, but I didn't say anything) And then he proceeded to say that your parents can make mistakes sometimes, you just have to bring it up nicely. Do NOT CLAIM THAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU! ❌ 😗🙂‍↔️.

So my question is, IS HE RIGHT!? SAYING THAT I FEEL LIKE MY PARENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND ME TO THEM IS A SIN? IN ISLAM!? If it's true lemme know which hadith or surat in Quran does it say that. Cuz I thought it was insane proclamation 😭. (Maybe I'm just stupid 😄👌🏼)Share y'all brain with me 😤 like how Dad said he helped with the process 🙄 LMAO. TOODLES

Sisters, As a wife,

you should be your husband’s greatest supporter.

Encourage him to achieve his goals in life and give him a shoulder to lean on when he is upset.

Be a counsellor and a source of inspiration to him when things go wrong.

Allow him to help you too.

Stop posting pictures of your parents and your kids most of us have them yours ain’t anything more special 😂

Wiping with the left.. is difficult..I'm going to have to invest in a spray bottle.

Quack doctors are the type who go for pretty hostess-bar girls; a real doctor, on the other hand, is smart—they’re afraid of infectious diseases and know exactly what’s inside the human body from doing screenings.

for those watching the Spain v Argentina finals this Sunday...are you rooting for the country that's on the right side of history? 👀🇵🇸🤲🏽

Dear Muslims,

praying in the grave is not part of Islam.

Let's adhere to authentic teachings and practices.

Unfortunately for y’all, I’m not nonchalant. I will overthink it, investigate it, write an essay about it… and if necessary, set everything on fire. 😎🔥

Ps. By necessary, I meant if I felt like it.😏😈

Is that true boys and girls 🤔

i love his personality