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People of Jamaa, After the spectacular failure that was my Muzz era, I’ve officially been forced to outsource the mission to the aunties. My parents have now decided to launch my Shaadi. com campaign.👰‍♀️

Season 2 is officially underway. Stay tuned for new characters, awkward biodatas, plot twists, and if my track record is anything to go by, another spectacular crash landing. Pray that this girl finds her parachute. 🪂

At this point, I’m convinced my qadr has been wandering just outside the reach of every algorithm. Maybe this story was never meant to be written by artificial intelligence after all.🥺

Bismillah. Let the casting begin. 🎬

Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh.

I think Allah ta'ala is having a laugh. He showed me a dream where a henna artist was putting henna on my hands and my family members. An indication of marriage.

I will give myself 6 months on here and then deactivate.

I have a lot to achieve in life, alhamdulillah. I am going to concentrate on business plans and philanthropy.

Ciao. X

Can someone explain "occasionally practicing" people have on their profiles? I'm quite confused 😕

Why did everyone just start doing rollie pollies in sync ? 🤔

If my old man was still here, he’d be watching the football with us. And it would be such a vibe. Hope he’s in a better place and may Allah swt save him from the punishments of the grave.

Men want to chase. Women want to be chased.

What does that look like?

In my opinion, why would I chase someone unless I have reason to believe she's interested? I don't plan on becoming the neighborhood creep and a social pariah.

Reasons to believe she's interested can vary depending on the person.
Say I'm at an event:

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  One person tries to talk to me out of the blue. I have reason to believe she's interested.

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  Another person is shy around me, maybe looks away when I notice her. I have reason to believe she's interested.

Would you blame me for pursuing either of these women rather than the third one who's actually more attractive to me and secretly more attracted to me than the other two, but gave me absolutely no way of knowing?

The castle walls are too high to climb, there are other ways to get there

Okay time to hate watch Argentina 🤝

The best marriages aren't the ones without problems; they're the ones where both husband and wife fear Allah and protect each other's dignity, even during disagreements. 🤲
What's the foundation of a happy marriage in your opinion?

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