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The absurd thing about being 32 and single? I spend more time deciding which coffee to order than I've spent on dating apps this month. My back has a sound effect every time I move, my brain refuses to close its tabs, and my biggest commitment is remembering to refill my coffee before I start another unnecessary existential crisis 🤷🏻‍♀️

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TRAVEL PASS.
I just noticed the “travel pass” feature on this app. Good to know what it means when I see the label on a man’s profile. It means that he is not actually local even if his locations shows him to be. He is using a travel pass to only appear as if he were. So if this man- who clearly looks African to me- has a travel pass but shows him in my area, I know that he is from anywhere but my area. He wants to find a woman in this area though, which is why they use it. Personally, I have no interest in chatting with a man from an undisclosed location who has to go incognito into my area. No thank you.

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a girl will post selfies on her public tiktok, watch it go viral and get hundreds of saves from random men, and then wonder why people sexualise her. idgi

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Your optimism disgusts me

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My back hurts, my eyes are heavy, and I'm running on caffeine and bad decisions. Somehow, the only thing refusing to clock out is my brain. Everyone in my body has ended their shift except the Sleep Department, which is apparently on strike.

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🌿 Sunday Reminder 🌿

The Messenger of Allah ﷺ said:

"The merciful are shown mercy by the Most Merciful. Be merciful to those on the earth, and the One above the heavens will have mercy upon you."

📖 Jami' at-Tirmidhi, Hadith No. 1924
(Authenticated as Sahih)

✨ Today's Nasiha:

Mercy begins with the little things—a gentle smile, forgiving someone who wronged you, helping a person in need, or speaking with kindness. The mercy you show to Allah's creation is a means of earning the mercy of your Creator.

Take a moment today to:
• Forgive someone.
• Help a family member or neighbor.
• Make du'a for those who are struggling.
• Show kindness, even when it's not expected.

May Allah ﷻ envelop us in His infinite mercy, soften our hearts, and make us among those who spread compassion wherever they go. Āmīn. 🤲🌸

#SundayReminder #Hadith #Tirmidhi #IslamicReminder #Mercy #Compassion #Barakah

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Funny thing about my age: my back has a completely different opinion.

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I’m going to be so real, I’m starting to forget I have this app and I’ve been here for only 2 weeks… 😭

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Pro tip: bananas are pretty gross when they've been sitting in your car for a couple hours in the summer

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I broke up and cheated with her because I got too bored and she was too into me

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