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Don’t try to impress a woman with what you have; impress her with who you are.

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Quote of my Jumua:
Source: Vagabond

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I’m tall, dark, and semi-handsome 😂

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Last few weeks been stressful. Distracting myself by Watching Toy Story 5 tomorrow for the first showing in IMAX

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I'm on aggressive cut rn, second time doin it any tips helpin me with the journey?

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Remember Allah doesn’t burden a soul beyond what it can bear.

Even when life feels heavy — even with my speech difficulties, learning needs, and weakness on my right side — Alhamdulillah, this is my test, and it is also my strength. He only gives us what we are capable of handling, and with every hardship comes ease.

Please don’t feel sorry for me just because people say, ‘Oh, he’s disabled.’ In fact, I embrace who I am; this part of my life challenges me to grow into a better person each day. Alhamdulillah, this is how Allah created me — it is nothing to pity; it is what makes me stronger and more grateful.

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I get these morbid curiosities and strange thoughts/desires sometimes! Do you get them too?? Share the weirdest thing you really want to do! Mine are below! DO NOT JUDGE!!🤭

  • -Want to stick a chocolate on to my burning scented candles and watching it melt with the wax. Yummy!
  • -When making popcorn in a pan, I really want to open the lid! Tiny lil delicious clouds flying everywhere! 😍😍😍
  • -When I cross a bridge I get this strange desire to jump off it. I swear I'm not suicidal! (Well maybe on Monday mornings before my first coffee... although, more murderous than suicidal then tbh).
  • -When I see someone bent over with their backside in the air, to kick it (I mean come on, they are presenting the perfect target!).
  • -Get both my cats high on catnip (tried it and it's hilarious! They kept begging for more!).
  • -Scare my neighbour's kid with my strawberry face mask on. (Did it quite by accident once and had to apologise with cupcakes. But I really want to do it again intentionally with a funny face or something - mum won't let me. Need to find an opportunity when it's just dad home!).
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Guys, be careful 😜

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2 days ago

To all the women saying where my husband at
We are watching the World Cup it's very important we watch these games. Well get back to you after it's finished.

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