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Share amusing anecdotes, bizarre facts, and hilarious jokes 🤪. Just one rule… keep it respectful ✨
@nourdounia
Funny how men are allowed to have a “type” and standards, but when women do, it’s suddenly a problem. Make it make sense.
@phoenix_
Let's make this huge!
🇵🇸 ❤ ✊🏻 ☮ 🕊
@Ola_juwon
Nothing is sweeter than a new relationship. You’ll think you’re getting married next week. 😂
@imfarhankhan
Is Allah cruel?
Even when we miss Fajr prayer, Allah still allows us to wake up, breathe, eat, and provides for us every single day.
SubhanAllah. how immense is His mercy
@DrSimran
People of Jamaa, After the spectacular failure that was my Muzz era, I’ve officially been forced to outsource the mission to the aunties. My parents have now decided to launch my Shaadi. com campaign.👰♀️
Season 2 is officially underway. Stay tuned for new characters, awkward biodatas, plot twists, and if my track record is anything to go by, another spectacular crash landing. Pray that this girl finds her parachute. 🪂
At this point, I’m convinced my qadr has been wandering just outside the reach of every algorithm. Maybe this story was never meant to be written by artificial intelligence after all.🥺
Bismillah. Let the casting begin. 🎬
@RohimaBegum
Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh.
I think Allah ta'ala is having a laugh. He showed me a dream where a henna artist was putting henna on my hands and my family members. An indication of marriage.
I will give myself 6 months on here and then deactivate.
I have a lot to achieve in life, alhamdulillah. I am going to concentrate on business plans and philanthropy.
Ciao. X
@Barikisu14022336
Can someone explain "occasionally practicing" people have on their profiles? I'm quite confused 😕
@disinfectant
Why did everyone just start doing rollie pollies in sync ? 🤔
@Teemi
If my old man was still here, he’d be watching the football with us. And it would be such a vibe. Hope he’s in a better place and may Allah swt save him from the punishments of the grave.
@AhmedInDisguise
Men want to chase. Women want to be chased.
What does that look like?
In my opinion, why would I chase someone unless I have reason to believe she's interested? I don't plan on becoming the neighborhood creep and a social pariah.
Reasons to believe she's interested can vary depending on the person.
Say I'm at an event:
One person tries to talk to me out of the blue. I have reason to believe she's interested.
Another person is shy around me, maybe looks away when I notice her. I have reason to believe she's interested.
Would you blame me for pursuing either of these women rather than the third one who's actually more attractive to me and secretly more attracted to me than the other two, but gave me absolutely no way of knowing?