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Khadija

@Khadija1375247

6 days ago

So I’ve seen many brothers saying they want a virgin wife and that women with a past are red flags. 🚩 You guys are entitled to your preferences, but I want to ask: how many of you think rape victims are not marriageable? Even if you think they are, would you actually marry one?

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Anonymous

6 days ago

France vs Morocco .
We got tonight ?
I hate them both but I hate France ever more. So it’s Morocco unfortunately

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Муди

@driv3r

6 days ago

⚠️ This is soooo interesting, I did a reverse search using paid engine on girls I didn't like yet or we didn't match, or their last active was a long time ago, guess what? Most of them had no idea at all that they were on this app and some had different names and locations lol.

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Kenny Kenny

@Kenny247

6 days ago

Hi

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Abeez

@abeez

6 days ago

the trilogy of L's:

  • -mamma's boy energy at MAX
  • -Girl #1: arranges match, he immediately starts sexting her unhinged thoughts at 3am, she BLOCKS him
  • -mummy ji intervention: "beta don't worry i'll handle this" ( she doesn't)
  • -Girl #2: new arrange setup, goes well for a bit, then she's like "actually no" (last minute dip)
  • -man in full panic: "MOM. WHAT DO I DO."
  • -mummy ji: "relax i found someone. you're marrying her in a week"
  • -Girl #3: speedrun bride acquired. married in 7 days
  • -3 months later: bride #3 also realizes the mistake, wants out
  • -2025: divorce era

my guy really said collect them all 💀
Turned real life into a Pokemon game.

at some point the pattern becomes impossible to ignore

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Elnaz

@Elnaz58254417

6 days ago

Rizq is from Allah. Also early birds catches the worm. You can't sleep in and play video games at 30+ and hang out with the boys at night and chase women in the day and get mad when you're broke and no one wants you and you point fingers at women with standards and call them gold diggers.

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Neo

@lost_

6 days ago

The thing I wanted alot when I was a kid was to have a bestfriend , that thought of me as their bestfriend.

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Zubair

@zubair123456

6 days ago

Honestly, there are things I want to write about on here, but the fear of being misunderstood or hurting someone's feelings always holds me back.
What is that one thing you really want to talk about on Jamaa, but you keep to yourself because you're worried about how others will react?

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Sultana Fakhira

@Queenmotherr

6 days ago

Life can be very monotone that's why it's very important you have a hobby! Let it be the farthest thing from what you're used to and not out of the usual necessity

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Zaynah

@zynh

6 days ago

Me not posting my Jaanu doesn’t mean i’m Jaanuless. I’m Jannucareful because you guys are Jaanutakers, and i cant Jaanurisk that
🤣🤣🤣

Saw this and dieddddd 💀🤣 buddd it’s true too when the time comes 🌚

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